Bilet Privet

None of This Will Happen in Saint Petersburg, The second stage of the BDT

25 Nov - 9 Jan 2026

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The booking time is 30 minutes.

About event

Duration of the event
~ 2 hours

Please note that a change of cast is possible.

Director: Roman Mikhailov

Actors: Ivan Suslov, Diana Shishlyaeva, Alexey Vinnikov, Nikolay Gorshkov , Ekaterina Starateleva, Lenya Nechaev, Glafira Lavrova, Alexandra Magelatova, Kristina Chernova, Evgenia Chegodaeva, Alexandra Kiseleva, Daniil Levishchev, Sergey Bugaev-Africa, Anatoly Tishin

The play "None of This Will Happen" on the Second Stage of the BDT is a deep and multi-layered production created by director Roman Mikhailov based on his own text. This theatrical work invites the audience to immerse themselves in the world of the main character, a withdrawn man who lives in a small town and avoids communicating with others.

The plot revolves around his decision to go to the village to try to live a "normal life." However, village life turns out to be not what he imagined. Instead of peace and simplicity, the hero faces a series of unexpected events and encounters that force him to reconsider his views on the world and himself.

The play pays special attention to the local club, which is visited by all the villagers. Here they watch unusual performances, fragments of which gradually come together to form a single picture linking the past and the future. These theatrical miniatures become the key to understanding the inner world of the main character and his transformation.

"None of This Will Happen" is not just a performance, but a philosophical reflection on life, time and human relationships. Roman Mikhailov's production invites viewers to think about what is really important in our lives and how often we lose sight of the most important things.

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